The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: A lie that makes me bleed
The Misheard: A ?????? that makes me pee.
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Real Lyric: Wanting to hold, wanting you near
The Misheard: Wanting to hold you, wanting you knee
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Real Lyric: Loosely buying the tv lie And the maggot man will never cry
The Misheard: You see fine at the scene of the lie and a maggot mind will, over time.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor I’m a loser, baby, so why don’t you kill me?
The Misheard: I am a pompadour!I'm a lizard baby, so why don't you kill me?
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Real Lyric: I blew out my flip flop, Stepped on a pop top, Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
The Misheard: I blew out my flip flop,Stepped on a pop tart,Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
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Real Lyric: Feed My Frankenstein, meet my libido
The Misheard: Feed My Frankenstein, be in my burrito
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Real Lyric: She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.."
The Misheard: "She's got style, she's got grace, she's a wiener.."
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Real Lyric: "you could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in..."
The Misheard: "you could capsize the boat of lies that you've been living in..."
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Real Lyric: The wall was too high, as you can see.
The Misheard: Koalas can fly, as you can see.
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Real Lyric: Streetlight people
The Misheard: Streetlights, beepers
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