The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I see a dust trail following an old red Nova...
The Misheard: I see a dust trail following an old red rover...
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Real Lyric: It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now... said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
The Misheard: It's a quarter after three, I really had to pee and I peed just now... really had to go and I lost all control and I peed just now
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Real Lyric: I ain't leaving til they turn over the closed sign
The Misheard: I ain't leaving til they turn over the clothes line
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Real Lyric: I'm Blue (da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da)
The Misheard: I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, if I was green I would die, I'm need of a guy
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Real Lyric: IF I HAD IT ALL
The Misheard: If I had a dog.
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Real Lyric: Smooth operator
The Misheard: School operator
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up on the Santa Monica Boulevard.
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up on the sentimental cup of lard.
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Real Lyric: Mama told me boy Someday that girls gonna take your mind And then you’ll know
The Misheard: Mama Told me to be careful where you put your garden hose.
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Real Lyric: Ah, push it Get up on this
The Misheard: Arse, push itSick up on me
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Real Lyric: I'll take all the blame, aqua sea foam shame.
The Misheard: I'll take all the blame, hypocrisy from shame.
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