The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where women glow and men plunder?
The Misheard: Where women go and men wonder - meWhere women run and hide under - my sister
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Real Lyric: I stopped an old man along the way
The Misheard: I stopped a nomad on the way
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Real Lyric: Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
The Misheard: Well, you ain't never had a lady
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Real Lyric: Bad winter left me cold and crying, beaten black and blue
The Misheard: Edwina left me cold and crying, beaten black and blue
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Real Lyric: Old Soul who falls down
The Misheard: Ohhhh sodomy's falling down
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Real Lyric: Release your innovations/ Release your inner visions
The Misheard: Release your intubations
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Real Lyric: In a crooked little town, they were lost and never found, Fallen leaves, fallen leaves, fallen leaves on the ground
The Misheard: In a crocodile town, in a crocodile town, buy a leash, buy a leash, buy a leash on the ground
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Real Lyric: It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
The Misheard: It's a quarter after twelve, I'm playin with myself and I need you now
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Real Lyric: Lisztomania, think less but see it grow, like a riot, like a riot oh, I'm not easily offended, its not hard to let it go/ Do let do let, juggle it, do let
The Misheard: Listomania, the glance per teeth it grows, I'd like a ride, like a ride oh,not easily offended, gotta let it grow/Too late too late, chocolate, too late
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Real Lyric: Slips off of your tongue like terpentine...
The Misheard: Slips off of your tongue like turkey time...
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