The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This is the dawning of the age of aquarius, age of aquarius. Aquarius! Aquarius!
The Misheard: This is the dawning of the ancient aquariums, ancient aquariums. \Aquariums! Aquariums!
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Real Lyric: And she's fat-free
The Misheard: And she's hatch-pea
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Real Lyric: Run for, run for your life And take all that you can
The Misheard: Run for, run for your lifeI'm tickled that you can.
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Real Lyric: Take a long holiday
The Misheard: Take a long Harley D
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Real Lyric: Tempted by the fruit of another
The Misheard: Tempted by the floom of another
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Real Lyric: Tomorrow she'll be rollin down I-10 Baton Rouge, LSU 18 years in her rearview
The Misheard: Tomorrow she'll be rolling down ontoBaton Rouge, unless you18-years and hurry or do!
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Real Lyric: When you build your house, then call me "Home"
The Misheard: When you bill your hoes, then call me, call me.
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Real Lyric: Streetlights, People, living just to find emotion. hiding somewhere...
The Misheard: Streetlights, People, heaven just to find a moose and hiding somewhere...
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Real Lyric: You can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind
The Misheard: You can chance if you wanna, you can go in from behind
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Real Lyric: If i lay here If i just lay here Would you lie with me
The Misheard: If I lay hereIf I just lay hereWould u molest me
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