The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls, Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to,
The Misheard: Go Go Jason Waterfalls,Blistex to the rhythms and the lacks that you're used to
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Real Lyric: I'm picking up good vibrations She's giving me excitations
The Misheard: She's giving me her citations
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Real Lyric: Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
The Misheard: Gays grow longer and knights grow shorter.
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Real Lyric: The consecrated cross I'd bear...
The Misheard: The constipated cross-eyed bear...
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Real Lyric: struck from a great height
The Misheard: struck with a drain pipe
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Real Lyric: Please don't walk away and please tell me you'll stay
The Misheard: Please don't walk that way ham please tell me your spray. woahhhhh. spray!!!
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Real Lyric: Feel's like I'm going insane
The Misheard: Phil's wife is going insane
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Real Lyric: Maybe, you are only, left with that tree
The Misheard: Maybe, you are only, left with latrine
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Real Lyric: Victim of what said should be.
The Misheard: Victim of what sex should be.
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Real Lyric: Kodachrome
The Misheard: Cora Crow
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