The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Days grow longer and nights grow shorter
The Misheard: Gays grow longer and knights grow shorter.
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Real Lyric: The consecrated cross I'd bear...
The Misheard: The constipated cross-eyed bear...
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Real Lyric: struck from a great height
The Misheard: struck with a drain pipe
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Real Lyric: Please don't walk away and please tell me you'll stay
The Misheard: Please don't walk that way ham please tell me your spray. woahhhhh. spray!!!
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Real Lyric: Feel's like I'm going insane
The Misheard: Phil's wife is going insane
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Real Lyric: Maybe, you are only, left with that tree
The Misheard: Maybe, you are only, left with latrine
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Real Lyric: Victim of what said should be.
The Misheard: Victim of what sex should be.
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Real Lyric: Kodachrome
The Misheard: Cora Crow
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Real Lyric: It's such a lovely feeling when I'm in your arms.
The Misheard: It's such a lovely ceiling when I'm in your arms
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Real Lyric: When you see my face Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell When you walk my way Hope it gives you hell, hope it gives you hell
The Misheard: When you see my faceOprah gives you hell, Oprah gives you hellWhen you walk my wayOprah gives you hell, Oprah gives you hell
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