The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's magic everywhere.
The Misheard: There's my ***k everywhere
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Real Lyric: But when you're walking down that street, And you ain't had enough to eat, the glitter rubs right off And you're nowhere. .... They say that I won't last too long on Broadway. I'll catch a Greyhound bus for home, they all say. But oh, they're dead wrong, I know they are Cause I can play this here guitar And I won't quit 'til I'm a star, on Broadway.
The Misheard: But when you're walking down that street,And you ain't had enough to eat,The glimmer of life off,And you're nowhere....But oh, they're dead wrong, I know they areCause I can play this here guitarand I will pretend I'm a st
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Real Lyric: Wild-eyed and tight fisted, I'm fused to the bone
The Misheard: While dining on fishsticks, I chewed through a bone
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna break the spell
The Misheard: I'm gonna break a smell
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Real Lyric: All the people who died, died
The Misheard: Old people must die, die
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Real Lyric: and you might thing I'm bulletproof but I'm not
The Misheard: and you might think I'm pulling though but I'm not
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Real Lyric: Even if saving you sends me to heaven
The Misheard: Even if shaving you sends me to heaven
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Real Lyric: Its ok. Its ok. Its okayayayay.
The Misheard: Its so gay. Its so gay. Its so gayayayay
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Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls, Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to,
The Misheard: Go Go Jason Waterfalls,Blistex to the rhythms and the lacks that you're used to
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Real Lyric: I'm picking up good vibrations She's giving me excitations
The Misheard: She's giving me her citations
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