The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Try to be still
The Misheard: Tryin' to be Stu
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Real Lyric: "Oh don't lean on me man cause you can't afford the ticket"
The Misheard: "I'm a lean hungry man who ain't got time for chicken"
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Real Lyric: I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
The Misheard: I've become so numb, I can't feel my bum
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Real Lyric: Oh,Oh,Oh, it's Magic, I know.
The Misheard: Oh,Oh,Oh, it's My Dick, I know.
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Real Lyric: cover me when I run
The Misheard: Call on me while I run
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Real Lyric: Little boy blue and the man in the moon
The Misheard: Little boy blowing the man in the moon
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Real Lyric: I ain't about to ball - I ain't gunna die
The Misheard: I ain't a bouncy ball - I ain't gunna die
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Real Lyric: My self already know's i'm not okay
The Misheard: My suplhur red nose is not okay
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Real Lyric: Curtis Lowe was a black man with white, curly hair. . . Play me a song, Curtis Lowe, Curtis Lowe
The Misheard: "Curtis Lowe was a black man with wide, curly hair. . . Play me a song, Curtis' fro', Curtis' fro -- "
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Real Lyric: Your lipstick stains on the front load of my left side brains
The Misheard: Your lipstick stinks...on the front load of my left side brains
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