The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: no one home and you're not gonna reach my telephone
The Misheard: no one home and you're not gonna reach my genitals
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Real Lyric: Nothing else compares
The Misheard: I'm feeling skunky.
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Real Lyric: Blinded to see The cruelty of the beast
The Misheard: I'm climbing to seeThe cruelty of de fisWay under to seeThe cruelty of the beast
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Real Lyric: In your eyes I'd like to stay
The Misheard: In your eyes are like two steaks
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Real Lyric: How do i know he loves me?
The Misheard: How do i know he's f**ked me?
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Real Lyric: Don't turn around, your gypsy heart
The Misheard: Don't turn around, you gypsy slut
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Real Lyric: Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Don't tell t hem to grow up and out of it Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the strain) Ch-ch-Changes Where's your shame You've left us up to our necks a dent Time may change me But you can't trace time Strange fascination, fast sailing me Changes are taking the pace I'm going through
The Misheard: Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes(Turn and face the strain)Ch-ch-ChangesDon't tell them to blow off a hall eventCh-ch-ch-ch-Changes(Turn and face the string)Ch-ch-ChangesWhere's your shameYou've left us up to our necks in itTime m
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Real Lyric: Chorus romance says goodnight
The Misheard: Cobie Smulders says goodnight
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Real Lyric: ... We know Major Tom's a junkie
The Misheard: ...We know Major Tom's a monkey
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.
The Misheard: It's too late to call the judge.
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