The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm alright in bed but I'm better with a pen
The Misheard: I'm alright again but I'm better without Ben
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Real Lyric: Chorus: Will I fall? (Opulentiam aeternam gloriamque te promitto) Will I stand tall? (Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem) Will I fall? (Venustatem infinitam gloriamque te promitto) Will I stand tall? (Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem)
The Misheard: Will I fall? (Opulentiam aeternam gloriamque te promitto)Will I stand tall? (Quidquid agis prudenter agas et respice finem)Will I fall? (Venustatem infinitam gloriamque te promitto)Will I stand tall? (Quidquid agis prudenter sausage makes me b
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boots, upon her foots
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Real Lyric: White Punks On Dope
The Misheard: White Pumps On Dope
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Real Lyric: You'll be as free as a bird in the sky
The Misheard: You'll make a great apple pie in the sky
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Real Lyric: just one more night.. gimme just one more night
The Misheard: one walnut..just one walnut
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants a new romance
The Misheard: Everybody wants a New York man.
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Real Lyric: From your bed I came today and lost a bloody year
The Misheard: From your bed I came today and lost a bloody ear
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Real Lyric: Going to the chapel and we're going to get married Going to the chapel and we're going to get married Gee I really love you
The Misheard: going to the chapel-laternand we're going to get marriedgoing to the chapel-laternGee I really love Gary
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Real Lyric: And the hammers batter down your door
The Misheard: And teh Hogwarts batter down your door
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