The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: can't read my can't read my no he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: cherrie piescan't read mindspoker face
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Real Lyric: A mulatto / an albino
The Misheard: Im afraid-a/ my tomate-a!
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Real Lyric: And just fake it, if you're out of direction. Fake it, if you don't belong here. Fake it, if you feel like infection .
The Misheard: And just fake it, if your out of direction,fake it, if you dont belong,fake it, if you feel like a fax john!
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Real Lyric: Ain't no woman like the one I got
The Misheard: Ain't no woman like my one eyed Dot.
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Real Lyric: Oh this my ***t
The Misheard: dismount
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Real Lyric: I like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: I like my teeth exstracted...
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Real Lyric: This time baby I'll be bullet proof
The Misheard: This time baby I'll be puddin proof.
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Real Lyric: We saw fiddles and play our guitars loud...
The Misheard: We sew pillows and play our guitars loud...
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Real Lyric: Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby, Move me while you groove me now
The Misheard: Hey baby, oh baby, pretty baby,"Gonna touch your boobies now"
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Real Lyric: I wanna rock
The Misheard: I'm on a rock!
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