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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Split Enz

    Song: I See Red

    Real Lyric: I see my baby walking down the street I see red, I see red, I see red.

    The Misheard: My libido's walking down the street, I see red, I see red, I see red.

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    Artist: Mars Volta, The

    Song: Conjugal Burns

    Real Lyric: I've got a pain inside that rips through the very fabric of time.

    The Misheard: I've got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of time.

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    Artist: Inoj

    Song: Time After Time

    Real Lyric: The 808's on time

    The Misheard: There ain't no waits on time

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    Artist: Black Eyed Peas

    Song: Boom Boom Pow

    Real Lyric: We got the beat that 808

    The Misheard: We got the beat that anal rape

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: A mosquito, my libido

    The Misheard: A mosquito, not a beetle

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    Artist: Justin Bieber

    Song: Eenie Meenie

    Real Lyric: I'm Mr Right

    The Misheard: I missed a ride

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Honky Tonk Woman

    Real Lyric: I laid a divorcee in New York City.

    The Misheard: "A-later" the folks say in New York City

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    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young

    Song: Woodstock

    Real Lyric: We are stardust, we are golden... And we've got to get ourselves Back to the g-a-a-a-rden...

    The Misheard: We are stoned, we are loadedAnd we've got to get ourselvesBack to the c-a-a-a-a-r ...

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    Artist: Beatfreakz

    Song: Somebody's Watching Me

    Real Lyric: I always feel like somebodys watching me And I have no privacy Tell me is it just a dream

    The Misheard: Im on a Speedline somebodys watching meAnd I have no PiranhasTell me is it just a tree

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    Artist: Vanilla Ice

    Song: Ice Ice Baby

    Real Lyric: Ice, Ice baby too cold

    The Misheard: Ice, Ice baby to go

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