The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eight cylinders, all mine
The Misheard: Gene Simmons is all mine !
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Real Lyric: Boy is you big enough
The Misheard: Boy use your fingernails
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Real Lyric: remember what the dormouse said, keep your head, keep your head
The Misheard: remember what the gargoyle said,feed your head, feed your head
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: Oh touch, even downtown, was so scary
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Real Lyric: She's a joy to know
The Misheard: She's a Georgia gnome
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Real Lyric: All I know You've got to run to win And I'll be damned if I get Caught up on the line HEY!
The Misheard: All I knowYou've got to run to winAnd I'll be damned the f*cking c*ntUpon the lineHEY!
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: And little early-pearly gave my anus curly-wurly
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Real Lyric: Hey Miss can I? Hey Miss can I? May beauty stay if i...take me life?
The Misheard: I miss my uncle right?I miss my uncle right?I maybe stay if i take my light.
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Real Lyric: in the morning hour she calls me
The Misheard: in the morning Irish Coffee
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Real Lyric: We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it from wall to wall.
The Misheard: We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it for the poor.
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