Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Search Results:

    Showing: 35161 thru 35170 of 54134

    Artist: Traditional

    Song: My Country 'Tis Of Thee

    Real Lyric: My country tis of thee sweet land of liberty of thee I sing.

    The Misheard: My country tis of thee sweet land of liberty of V. I. C.

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Chuck Berry

    Song: Rock and Roll Music

    Real Lyric: It's got a backbeat, you can't lose it

    The Misheard: If it's got a backbeat, you can lose it

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Wonder Girls

    Song: Nobody

    Real Lyric: Telling me you're not good enough My love for you is just too tough

    The Misheard: Telling me you're a dirty mouthMy love for you is just the tongue

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Jazmine Sullivan

    Song: Bust Your Windows

    Real Lyric: I bust the windows out your car

    The Misheard: Open the windows of your heart

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Tumbling Dice

    Real Lyric: Call me the tumbling dice

    The Misheard: Rolling and tumbling down

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: Purple Haze

    Real Lyric: Help me! yeah purple haze

    The Misheard: Healthy! yeah purple gays

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: U2

    Song: Seconds

    Real Lyric: USSR, GDR

    The Misheard: You excess our GDO

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: The Animals

    Song: House of the Rising Sun

    Real Lyric: Now the only thing a gambler needs/Is a suitcase and a trunk/And the only time he's really satisfied/Is when he's on a drunk

    The Misheard: Now the only thing a gambler needs/Is a suitcase and chum/And the only time he's really satisfied/Is when he's on the drum

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Jimi Hendrix

    Song: All Along The Watchtower

    Real Lyric: so lets not start talking falsely now, the hours getting late

    The Misheard: but now my lips are so glossy now, cause i was getting laid

    The Story: Read it here »

    Artist: Cold War Kids

    Song: Hospital Beds

    Real Lyric: Vietnam fishing trips italian opera

    The Misheard: Feeding on fish and chipsin tiny end opera

    The Story: Read it here »

    3512 3513 3514 3515 3516 3517 3518 3519 3520 3521 3522