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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Life In The Fast Lane

    Real Lyric: Dr. says he's coming but you have to pay him cash.

    The Misheard: Dr. says he's coming but you gotta hurry fast.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: We Are The World

    Real Lyric: We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving.

    The Misheard: We are the ones who'd make a fighter gay, so let's stop living.

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    Artist: Iglu and Hartly

    Song: In This City

    Real Lyric: You came in to my life You cannot separate yourself

    The Misheard: You came in to my lifeYou cannot set fire in yourself

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    Artist: Golden Earring

    Song: Twilight Zone

    Real Lyric: Feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star

    The Misheard: Feels like being clonedBy aliens in boots from a shooting star

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden.Ive walked for miles ,my feet are hurting

    The Misheard: I'll never be your big suburban, I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting

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    Artist: Faith No More

    Song: Midlife Crisis

    Real Lyric: ...Bending my pinky back

    The Misheard: Serpent in my binky, Ahhh!

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Bad Romance

    Real Lyric: Walk, walk fashion baby. Work it. Move that b**th crazy.

    The Misheard: Qua, Qua, fashion baby. Slap that b**th and call her crazy.

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    Artist: Iglu and Hartly

    Song: In This City

    Real Lyric: And I found that round here in this city

    The Misheard: And I found a brown beer In this cityI also heard it as this And I found her round here In this city.

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    Artist: Pulp

    Song: Disco 2000

    Real Lyric: Your house was very small with wood-chip on the wall.

    The Misheard: Your house was very small with lipstick on the wall.

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    Artist: The Lion King

    Song: Can You Feel The Love Tonight

    Real Lyric: Can you feel the love tonight? The peace the evening brings The world, for once, in perfect harmony With all its living things

    The Misheard: Can you peel the glove alrightThe peace that peeing brings. The world for once in perfect harmonyWith all its lonly kings

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