The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It was a party night, it was the end of school His head was feelin' light, the first time She seemed much older then, she had turned seventeen And she knew some older men, the first time
The Misheard: It was a party night, it was the end of schoolHis head was feelin' light, the first timeShe seemed much older then, she had her second teethAnd she knew some older men, the first time
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Real Lyric: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do.
The Misheard: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do.
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Real Lyric: Warm smell of colitas
The Misheard: Warm smell of the peat dust
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Real Lyric: The tide is high and i'm moving on I'm gonna be your number one...
The Misheard: My mind is high and I've got a gun,I wanna see your cumberbund
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Real Lyric: With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.....
The Misheard: When a great big bug gives a kiss from me to you....
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Real Lyric: Don't bring me down
The Misheard: Don't be a clown
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Real Lyric: God Save the Queen The facist regime They made you a moron, a potential H Bomb
The Misheard: God Save the QueenThe facist regimeShe made you a moron a potential aged bum
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Real Lyric: You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico rejoice
The Misheard: You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico fritos
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Real Lyric: This time baby, I'll be bulletproof
The Misheard: This time baby, I'll be burning fruit
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Real Lyric: Alcohol
The Misheard: Al Capone
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