The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grannie does your dog bite no child, no
The Misheard: Grannie's in a dogfight go chow, go
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Real Lyric: I am the son I am the heir
The Misheard: I am the sun I am the air
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Real Lyric: We're jammin', I hope you like jammin' too
The Misheard: Pyjamas, I hope you like pyjamas too
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Real Lyric: If only you believe like I believe We'd get by
The Misheard: If only you believe in gravity We can fly
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Real Lyric: She's got Betty Davis Eyes
The Misheard: She's got better days, aside.
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Real Lyric: "Don't it make my brown eyes blue?"
The Misheard: "Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue..."
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Real Lyric: Pay attention to the cracked streets and the broken homes
The Misheard: Pay attention to the cracked streets and the broken gnomes
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Real Lyric: "Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme SH¡T MAN!"
The Misheard: "Love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me SH¡T MAN!"
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Real Lyric: Where have all the flowers gone? Long time passing
The Misheard: Where have all the flowers gone? Long time Bessie
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Real Lyric: I got it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime.
The Misheard: I got it one piece at a time, and it didn't cost me a dime. (With "piece" referring to conjugal encounters).
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