The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where it began I can't begin to knowin' But then I know it's growing strong Was in the spring, then spring became the summer Who'd of believed you'd come along Hands, touchin hands Reaching out Touchin me, touchin you Sweet Caroline Good time never seemed so good I'd been inclined to believe they never would but now I look at the night and it don't seem so lonely we fill it up with only two And when I hurt, hurting runs off my shoulders How can I hurt when holdin you Warm, touching warm Reachin out, touchin me, touchin you Sweet Caroline, Good times never seemed so good I'd been inclined To believe they never would
The Misheard: Where it began I can't begin to knowin'But then I know it's growing wrongWas in the spring, then spring became the summerWho'd of believed it'd go on so longfamines, touchin faminesReaching outTouchin me, touchin you
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Real Lyric: N, do I need, Apostraphe T, Need this torture
The Misheard: And do I need a pass, to redeem me of this Dog s**te
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Real Lyric: That's something I keep in the back of my head
The Misheard: The salmon I keep in the back of my head
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Real Lyric: it's too late to apologize
The Misheard: My brother said That he was dead I saw his face and s**t my pants
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Real Lyric: I'm slipping into the lava
The Misheard: i'm slipping into the lumber
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs you have to you know I read it in a magazine
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: Shake that bread, ow!
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Real Lyric: Did you realize that you were a champion
The Misheard: Did you realize that you were Italian
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Real Lyric: We flying the first class Up in the sky Poppin' champagne Livin' the life
The Misheard: We flying the first class Up in the sky On a s**t planeLivin' a lie
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Real Lyric: Take a load off Annie Take a load for free Take a load off Annie And you put the load right on me
The Misheard: Take a load of granitetake a load for freeTake a load of granite Rattle on rattle on rattle on rattle on me
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