The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That's something I keep in the back of my head
The Misheard: The salmon I keep in the back of my head
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Real Lyric: it's too late to apologize
The Misheard: My brother said That he was dead I saw his face and s**t my pants
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Real Lyric: I'm slipping into the lava
The Misheard: i'm slipping into the lumber
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs you have to you know I read it in a magazine
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Real Lyric: She's a brick house
The Misheard: Shake that bread, ow!
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Real Lyric: Did you realize that you were a champion
The Misheard: Did you realize that you were Italian
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Real Lyric: We flying the first class Up in the sky Poppin' champagne Livin' the life
The Misheard: We flying the first class Up in the sky On a s**t planeLivin' a lie
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Real Lyric: Take a load off Annie Take a load for free Take a load off Annie And you put the load right on me
The Misheard: Take a load of granitetake a load for freeTake a load of granite Rattle on rattle on rattle on rattle on me
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Real Lyric: And I want you, And I want you, And I want you so it's an obsession.
The Misheard: And I want you,And I want you,And I want yousuffering circumcision.
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Real Lyric: Gonna use my arms, Gonna use my legs, Gonna use style, Gonna use my side-step...
The Misheard: Gonna use my arms,Gonna use my legs,Gonna use style,Gonna use my Sunsilk...
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