The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted
The Misheard: Yes, I've been brokenheartedBlue since the day you farted
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I love all the poison, awat with the boys in the band
The Misheard: 'Cause I love all the boys and away with the boys in the band
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Real Lyric: six white boomers, snow white boomers...
The Misheard: SNOW WHITE BLOOMERS, GREAT WHITE BLOOMERS....
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Real Lyric: But you're not gonna reach my telephone.
The Misheard: But I'm not gonna reach my tanning pole.
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Real Lyric: Sweet disposition
The Misheard: We despise sitcoms
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Real Lyric: Get em up in the back room
The Misheard: Give a muppet the backbone
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Real Lyric: You know that I love you boy Hot like Mexico, rejoice At this point I gotta choose Nothing to loose
The Misheard: You know that I love you boyHot like Mexico, enjoyAt this point I courage youStuff end to do
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Real Lyric: I'm open, you're closed Where I follow, you'll go.
The Misheard: I'm up in your clothesI'll follow your clause.
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Real Lyric: If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out; cocaine. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; cocaine.
The Misheard: If you wanna hang out youve got to take her out; go gay. If you wanna get down, down on the ground; go gay. She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie; go gay.
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Real Lyric: I was headed to church, I was off to drink you away.
The Misheard: I was headed to church, I was off to train killer whales.
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