The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Pretty woman, talk awhile.
The Misheard: Pretty woman, taco aisle.
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Real Lyric: She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls.
The Misheard: She's into superstitions black cats and "poodle dogs".
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Real Lyric: We're heading for Venus
The Misheard: We're heading for peanuts / penis / pingas
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Real Lyric: Thanks for the memories Even though they weren't so great He tastes like you only sweeter
The Misheard: Thanks for the mammariesEven though they weren't so greatSee here, taste my shoe...It's sweeter!
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Real Lyric: say goodbye to my heart tonight
The Misheard: take a bite of my heart tonight
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Real Lyric: And then watch 'em burn
The Misheard: And you're watching porn
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Real Lyric: No dawn, No day, I'm always in this twilight
The Misheard: No dawn, No day,I'm always in this toilet
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Real Lyric: Till I see marianne walk away.I see my marianne walking away.
The Misheard: To sit on the apple of love. I see my derriere walking away.
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Real Lyric: She get it pop it, lock it, drop it, That birthday cake.
The Misheard: She get it pop it, lock it, drop it,at Burger King.
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