The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mirror, mirror, hangin' there with that crack in your eye
The Misheard: Mirror, mirror, have you ever had crack in your eye?
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Real Lyric: Come on Barbie, let's go party
The Misheard: Come on Barbie, let's go potty
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Real Lyric: Rising like the Pegasus
The Misheard: Rats they like the pepper sauce
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Real Lyric: my body its my body take it where i want to (pump it up party) my time its my time
The Misheard: my body, kiss my body*indistinct lyrics*my tongue, kiss my tongue
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Real Lyric: China Grove
The Misheard: Charlie Rose
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Real Lyric: Country roads, take me home Almost Heaven, West Virginia Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River Life is old there, older than the trees, Younger than the mountains Growin’ like a breeze Country roads, take me home to place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Momma, Country Roads take me home. All my mem’ries gather round her, Miner’s lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine Teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home to place I belong West Virginia, Mountain Momma, Country Roads take me home. I hear her voice in the morning hour she calls me Radio reminds me of my home far away And driving down the road I get the feeling That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
The Misheard: Country roads, take me home to place I belongWest Virginia, Mountain Momma, Country Roads take me home.Country roads, take me homeAlmost Heaven, Pabst Blue RibbonBlue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah RiverLife is old there, older than t
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Real Lyric: Shoe the children With no shoes on their feet
The Misheard: Shoot the children,we'll shoot as they flee
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Real Lyric: Is she up there?
The Misheard: Itchy up there?
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer tiny dancer
The Misheard: Hold me closer Tony Danza
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Real Lyric: Pretty woman, talk awhile.
The Misheard: Pretty woman, taco aisle.
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