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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Scattered

    Real Lyric: All the songs have been erased/ guess I learn from my mistakes

    The Misheard: All the songs of Billy Ray's/ Guess I learned from my mistakes

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down but I get up again You're never going to keep me down

    The Misheard: I got no towels but I get wet againAnd you're never gonna get me dry

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    Artist: Avenged Sevenfold

    Song: Beast And The Harlot

    Real Lyric: She's a cage for every unclean spirit, every filthy bird

    The Misheard: She's the place for all the ugly spirits, every filthy burden

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    Artist: Third Eye Blind

    Song: Semi-Charmed Life

    Real Lyric: And the four right cords can make me cry

    The Misheard: The four eyed gods can make me cry

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Fruitcakes

    Real Lyric: Half-baked cookies in the oven, Half-baked people on the bus

    The Misheard: Baking cookies in the oven,making meatballs on the bus

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    Artist: Gloria Gaynor

    Song: I Will Survive

    Real Lyric: and so you're back from outer space

    The Misheard: I saw your backfrom outer space

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    Real Lyric: 'My jaw left hurtin' oooh dropped wide open'

    The Misheard: 'My jaw left hurtin' oooh dropped ow tylenol'

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Take It To The Limit

    Real Lyric: Put me on a highway

    The Misheard: p***y on the highway

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: You Shook Me All Night Long

    Real Lyric: Workin double time on the seduction line... Wanted no applause...just another course...

    The Misheard: What a Dog-gone time on the seduction line...wanna gnaw on her claws...just another cause...

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    Artist: Johnny Cash

    Song: The Mercy Seat

    Real Lyric: It's made of wood and wire And my body is on fire And God is never far away.

    The Misheard: It's made of wood and wireAnd my buddy is on fireAnd God is never far away.

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