The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream.
The Misheard: Mr. Simon, bring me your dreams.
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Real Lyric: Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
The Misheard: Trying to get that rapey kill of hope
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Real Lyric: You ain't seen nothing yet
The Misheard: Dancing Lafayette!
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Real Lyric: Smell those shrimp, they're beginning to boil
The Misheard: Smell of shrimp dip again in the bar
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Real Lyric: But wait I hear they're prissy booze wine all that
The Misheard: But wait I hear they're prissy bourgeois all that
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Real Lyric: They wouldn't have you in the mafia..
The Misheard: They wouldn't have you in the pa-pa-yay! (as in "papaya")
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Real Lyric: Oh lord heaven knows we belong way down below
The Misheard: Oh Lord Kevin knows we belong way down below
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Real Lyric: Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
The Misheard: Clap alone if you feel like your in a room without a roofer
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Real Lyric: I've had enough bad love
The Misheard: I've had enough bad luck
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Real Lyric: Are we the only human beings to survive?
The Misheard: I'll be the only new bean stew surprise!
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