The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, I'm running and I won't slow down
The Misheard: Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, I'm running on low touch ground
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Real Lyric: Van Tango had a mean old scene, Van Tango.
The Misheard: Banned tango at a neat old scene, banned tango.
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Real Lyric: I made a mistake, I made a mistake, I wear the scars to show my shame.
The Misheard: I made him a steak, I made him a steak, I wear the scarves to show my Shane.
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Real Lyric: There was a flash of fist, an eyebrow burst, you've a lazy laugh and a red white shirt.
The Misheard: There was a flash of fist, an eyebrow cursed, you believe in last and red white shut.
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Real Lyric: I didn't tell you, that the only dream is Valium for me
The Misheard: I didn't tell you that the only dream is gallium for me
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Real Lyric: Rollin' down the Imperial Highway With a big nasty redhead at my side Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north And we as born to ride
The Misheard: Going down Pearl HighwayWith a big chunk bitten out of my sideSanta Ana winds blowin' hot from the northWe was born to fight
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Real Lyric: Let it all hang out, let it all hang out
The Misheard: drunken animal, drunken animal
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Real Lyric: holding hands and skipping stones
The Misheard: holding hands and kissing stones
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Real Lyric: Oliver's army is here to stay
The Misheard: Oliver zombie is here to stay
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Real Lyric: lost in stereo
The Misheard: Blasted Stereo!
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