The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: That it's too late to apologize
The Misheard: That it's too late to call the judge
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Real Lyric: I remember throwin' punches around And preachin' from my chair
The Misheard: I remember throwin' munchies aroundAnd peein' from my chair
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Real Lyric: Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone The place is a mad-house, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far Soon you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone
The Misheard: Help, I'm slipping into the Twilight ZoneListen to me house, feels like being goneMy vehicle's been moved by the moon and starsWhere am I to go now that I've gone too farSo you've gotta knowWhen the bulletin hits the phone
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Real Lyric: In a hot air balloon with a rusty nail
The Misheard: In a hotel loo with a rusty nail
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Real Lyric: Lady Writer on the TV Talk about the Virgin Mary
The Misheard: Lady Writer on the TVTalk about the Furniture Man
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Real Lyric: "Into The Flood Again Same Old Trip It Was Back Then So I Made A Big Mistake Try To See It Once My Way"
The Misheard: "Hail to the Front of MeSee You Sugar Was My WaySo I Made a Big MistakeSee you Sugar Was My Way"
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Real Lyric: Pedal's to the floor hear his dual quads drink (Honk it on, now) And now the four-thirteen's lead is startin' to shrink (Honk it on, now)
The Misheard: Pedal's to the floor hear his dual quads drink(Pokemon, now)And now the four-thirteen's lead is startin' to shrink(Pokemon, now)
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Real Lyric: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ay-oh, gotta let go!
The Misheard: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes saying ay-oh, Galileo!
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Real Lyric: I love the sound of violins
The Misheard: I love the song about your lance
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Real Lyric: They dropped a bomb on me
The Misheard: They dropped a bumblebee
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