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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again

    Real Lyric: 'cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again...

    The Misheard: 'cause baby tonight, the DJ gonna swallow your love again...

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: DJ Got Us Falling In Love Again

    Real Lyric: Baby, tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again.

    The Misheard: Baby, tonight, the DJ god is falling in love again.

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Just Push Play

    Real Lyric: We're comin' at you anyway

    The Misheard: We killed a ninja anyway

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    Artist: Chamillionaire

    Song: Hip Hop Police

    Real Lyric: I sell in court now they all apologetic

    The Misheard: A salad cart now they all apologetic

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    Artist: Don Henley

    Song: Dirty Laundry

    Real Lyric: Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around

    The Misheard: Kick 'em when they s**t, kick 'em all around

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Like A Prayer

    Real Lyric: When you call my name It's like a little prayer I'm down on my knees I want to take you there In the midnight hour I can feel your power Just like a prayer You know I'll take you there

    The Misheard: When you call my name, it's like a little bread.I download my knees, I wanna take you there.In the midnight hour, I can feel you're bald.Just like a prayYou know I take you there

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    Artist: Johnny Rivers

    Song: Secret Agent Man

    Real Lyric: Secret agent man

    The Misheard: Secret Asian hams

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    Artist: Joan Baez

    Song: The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down

    Real Lyric: ..the night they drove old Dixie down..

    The Misheard: ..the night they drove Dixie down..

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    Artist: Kiss

    Song: I Want You

    Real Lyric: You can walk in a haze You can travel till you die You can live in a dream And life will pass you by

    The Misheard: You can walk in hateYou can crap until you dieYou can live in a dreamWith a luscious apple pie

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    Artist: Greg Kihn Band

    Song: The Breakup Song

    Real Lyric: They just don't write 'em like that anymore.

    The Misheard: b**thes don't write 'em like that anymore.

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