The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can go back to every laugh
The Misheard: I can go bike to every life
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Real Lyric: So don't rock the juke box play me a country song
The Misheard: so don't rock the juice box pay me in crunchy bums
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Real Lyric: Oh Moon of Alabama, we now must say goodbye
The Misheard: Elmo, In Alabama, We now must say goodbye
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Real Lyric: Streets are uneven, when you're down
The Misheard: Stinks of yucky butt, when you're down
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Real Lyric: I took my harmonica outta my dirty red bandanna
The Misheard: I took my harpoon outta my dirty red bandanna
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Real Lyric: You're hopeless, you lost this I'm just being honest
The Misheard: You're hopeless, you lost thisI'm just be an artist
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Real Lyric: Angel of Harlem
The Misheard: Angel with a hard-on
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: My anus left faces, you're addicted to love.
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Real Lyric: Mamma, don't take my Kodachrome away.
The Misheard: Mamma, don't take my comb and chrome away.
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Real Lyric: Just walk away Renee, you won't see me follow you back home.
The Misheard: Just walk away, Renee, you won't see me follow you, by gum!
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