The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They're living it up at the Hotel California.
The Misheard: There's liniment up at the Hotel California.
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Real Lyric: Got my flash on, it's true
The Misheard: Got my flesh on the stew
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Real Lyric: First you put your arms around me Then you put your charms around me
The Misheard: First you put your arms around meThen you put your germs around me
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Real Lyric: Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The Misheard: Carry on, with this evil displeasure
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Real Lyric: Whistling tunes, we're kissing baboons in the jungle
The Misheard: Whistling tunes with pissing baboons in the jungle
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Real Lyric: We're off to never-never land.
The Misheard: In golf I never, never led.
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Real Lyric: Jeux sans frontieres
The Misheard: She's so punctual
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Real Lyric: I'll get him hot, show him what i got
The Misheard: I'll get him high, show him I'm a guy
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Real Lyric: The deepest cuts are healed by faith
The Misheard: The deepest cuts are human made
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Real Lyric: Saying Ay-Oh, Gotta Let go.
The Misheard: Saying Ay-Oh, Galileo.
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