The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Breaking the law
The Misheard: Ring the gong
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Real Lyric: because I want to see people and I want to see life
The Misheard: because I want to see Peter and I want to se Lyle
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Real Lyric: You girls never know, oh, no, you girls will never know. No, you girls never know how you make a boy feel.
The Misheard: You girls metronome, oh how you girls are metronomes. Oh, you girls metronome how you make a boy feel.
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Real Lyric: came by in her curly-wurly
The Misheard: gave my anus twirly-whirly
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Real Lyric: Forgive me father why should ya bother Try honesty, try honesty Hop in your dump truck, reverse for good luck Ride over me, ride over me Take on the whole world, fight with the young girls Die tragedy, die tragedy Call me a cheapskate, come on for pete's sake Cry agony, cry agony...
The Misheard: Forgive me father, I shot your brother, try honesty, try honesty, open your death trap, leave us for good luck, write over me, write over me, take now a whore, go fight with the young girls, die tragedy, die tragedy, come and bring chips, kate, come and b
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Real Lyric: You can lock me up and throw away the key!
The Misheard: You can knock me up and throw away the key!
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Real Lyric: Racing through the city, windows down In the back of yellow checkered cars
The Misheard: Racing through the city, windows downAnd the bad yellow chicken calls
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Real Lyric: Your love is like bad medicine.. Bad medicine is what I need... Wo-oh-oh, shake it up, just like bad medicine
The Misheard: Your love is like Ted DansonTed Danson is what I need...Wo-oh-oh, shake it up, just like Ted Danson
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Real Lyric: They're living it up at the Hotel California.
The Misheard: There's liniment up at the Hotel California.
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Real Lyric: Got my flash on, it's true
The Misheard: Got my flesh on the stew
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