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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Don't Tread On Me

    Real Lyric: So be it, threaten no more.

    The Misheard: Soviet, friend no more.

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: La Isla Bonita

    Real Lyric: Tropical the island breeze

    The Misheard: Chop the goolie, island breeze

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Mama Mia

    Real Lyric: mamma mia here i go again my my how can i resist you

    The Misheard: margarita here i go again my my how can i resist you

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    Artist: Wang Chung

    Song: Dance Hall Days

    Real Lyric: We were cool on craze

    The Misheard: We were cool on Christ

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Panama

    Real Lyric: panama

    The Misheard: animal

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    Artist: Tears for Fears

    Song: Pale Shelter

    Real Lyric: When all I want to be is completely in command

    The Misheard: When all I want to be is the acorn man

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Disenchanted

    Real Lyric: Well I was there on the day They sold the cause for the queen And when lights all went out We watched our lives on the screen I hate the ending myself But it started with an alright scene It was the roar of the crowd That gave me heartache to sing It was a lie when they smile And said 'You won't feel a thing' And as we ran from the cops We laught so hard it would sting Yeah yeah oh If I'm so wrong (So wrong X2) How can you listen all night long (night long X2) Now will it mattre after I'm gone? Because you Never learn a goddamed thing Your just a sad song with nothing to say About a lifelong wait for a hospital stay Well if you think I'm wrong This never meant nothing to ya I spent my high school carrer Spit on and shove to agree So I can watch all my heroes Sell a car on TV Bring out the old guillotine We'll show them what we all mean Yeah yeah If I'm so wrong (So wrong X2) How can you listen all night long (night long X2) Now will it mattre after I'm gone? Because you Never learn a goddamed thing Your just a sad song with nothing to say About a lifelong wait for a hospital stay Well if you think I'm wrong This never meant nothing to ya So go, go away, just go, run away But where did you run to? Where did you hide? Go find another way price you pay Your just a sad song with nothing to say About a lifelong wait for a hospital stay Well if you think I'm wrong This never meant nothing to ya At all, at all, at all, at all

    The Misheard: Well I was there on the dayThey thaught the cause for the queenAnd when likes all went outWe watched our light on the screenI hate the ending myselfBut it started with an alright sceneIt was the horror the crowdThat gave me

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    Artist: Sia

    Song: Clap Your Hands

    Real Lyric: Clap your hands, clap your hands...

    The Misheard: Drop your pants, drop your pants...

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Leave Me Breathless

    Real Lyric: Come On Leave Me Breathless

    The Misheard: Come on Feed Me Breakfast

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    Artist: Elvis Costello

    Song: Oliver's Army

    Real Lyric: Oliver's Army

    The Misheard: I love Lasagne

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