The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be there for you, cuz you've been there for me too
The Misheard: I'll shave there for you,cuz you've shaved there for me too
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Real Lyric: Got to ask yourself the question.
The Misheard: God ask yourself a question.
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Real Lyric: Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun..
The Misheard: s**tting in an english parlor waiting for the sun
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Real Lyric: Fly like a G6
The Misheard: Fried like a cheese stick
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Real Lyric: Big 'Ol Jet Airliner
The Misheard: We gon' party by the lighthouse
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Real Lyric: ???
The Misheard: Ah, you know you're just like a runny snot! Be my little baby.
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Real Lyric: Let's not be L -seven Come and learn to dance Matty told Hatty That's the thing to do Get you someone really To pull the wool with you Watch it now Here it comes Here it Comes.
The Misheard: Let's not be El-SalvadorCome and learn to danceMatty told HattyThat's the thing to doGet your Self on Ritalin Andpull the wood with you. Watch it now Viet Kong Viet Kong.
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Real Lyric: Want you back for good
The Misheard: wash your back for good
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Real Lyric: Michelle, ma belle, somble montif font tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: s**t that poison ivy grew, ahhhhhh s**t that poison ivy grew s**t that poison ivy grew, ahhhhhh s**t that poison ivy grew
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Real Lyric: Gotta have faith, faith, faith
The Misheard: Gotta have Fanta, Fanta, Fanta
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