The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wake up Grab a brush and put on a little make up
The Misheard: Wake up!Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up!
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Real Lyric: Motorcycles in the parking lot
The Misheard: Mothersuckers in the parking lot
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Real Lyric: I don't drink, or swear
The Misheard: I don't drink; I swink
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, so that every mouth can be fed. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah. Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir, So that every mouth can be fed. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah. My wife and my kids, they are packed up and leave me. Darling, she said, I was yours to be seen. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah. Shirt them a-tear up, trousers are gone. I don't want to end up like Bonnie and Clyde. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah. After a storm there must be a calm. They catch me in the farm. You sound the alarm. Poor me, the Israelite. Aah. Poor me, the Israelite. I wonder who I'm working for. Poor me, Israelite,
The Misheard: Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sirSo that every mouth can be fedOooooooh, me ears are alight!Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sirSold out to every monk and beefheadOooooooh, me ears are alight!Why find me kids
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Real Lyric: That old Bilbao moon, I won't forget it soon . . .
The Misheard: That old BOOG POWELL moon . . . etc
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Real Lyric: I'm never gonna give you up
The Misheard: I'm never gonna get it up
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Real Lyric: I'm just a shot, then we can die.
The Misheard: I'm just a short American guy.
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Real Lyric: Mull of Kintyre, oh mist rolling in from the sea.
The Misheard: Mull of Kintyre, oh mist TROLLING in from the sea.
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Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
The Misheard: Lucy in the sky must die
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Real Lyric: She was a fast machine
The Misheard: She was a fax machine
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