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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: The Sound of Silence

    Real Lyric: silence like a cancer grows

    The Misheard: silence like a panther grows

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    Artist: Barenaked Ladies

    Song: One Week

    Real Lyric: Chickity China the Chinese chicken

    The Misheard: Chicken vagina the Chinese chicken

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    Artist: The Hollies

    Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress

    Real Lyric: Saturday night I was Downtown Working for the FBI Sitting in a Nest Of bad men. Whiskey bottles Piling high.

    The Misheard: Saurday night I was Downtown Working for the FBI Sitting In a Nasty Bed man, Whiskey bottles Piling High.

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    Artist: Quiet Riot

    Song: Come On Feel The Noize

    Real Lyric: Come on feel the noise, girl's rock ya' boy's, we'll get wild, wild, wild, wild, wild, wild

    The Misheard: Come on Feel the Noise Girls F**k ya Boys! Well get wild wild wild........

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    Artist: Screeching Weasel

    Song: Phasers On Kill

    Real Lyric: Go! Set the phasers on kill

    The Misheard: Girls - they're phasers on kill

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    Artist: Dragonette

    Song: Liar

    Real Lyric: You could feel it too. Don't hide, you liar!

    The Misheard: You could be a two-toned, high-heeled liar!

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    Artist: Mika

    Song: I See You

    Real Lyric: I'm standing across from you I've dreamt alone, now the dreams won't do

    The Misheard: I'm standing across from youI'm dripping on the floor like cheese fondue

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    Artist: Screeching Weasel

    Song: Phasers On Kill

    Real Lyric: Try to fix the beam without the help of Miller Lite

    The Misheard: Try to fix the beam with the help of the men in white

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    Artist: All Time Low

    Song: Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't)

    Real Lyric: Dancing in the alley With the street-rat nightlife

    The Misheard: Dads sin in the alleyWith the train-wreck night light

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    Artist: Journey

    Song: Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'

    Real Lyric: He's lovin' He's touchin' He's squeezin' another

    The Misheard: He's lovin' He's touchin' He's tweezin' another

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