The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Willie goes into a dance and doubles on kazoo
The Misheard: Willie goes into a dance, the devil's on the loo.
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Real Lyric: You'll be dancing once again, and the pain will end
The Misheard: You'll be dancing once again, like a Hemulen
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Real Lyric: I'm Only Human/Of Flesh And Blood I'm Made
The Misheard: I'm only human/a fasioned lump of men
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Real Lyric: "Cold-blooded, cold-blooded animal"
The Misheard: "Cold-blooded, cold-blooded onion," or "full-blooded, full-blooded android".
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Real Lyric: Ice in my veins.
The Misheard: I shave my legs.
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Real Lyric: Where oxen feed on hay.
The Misheard: Where ox and feedle hay.
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Real Lyric: You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah...
The Misheard: You got the kind of lovin' that can be so crude, yeah...
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Real Lyric: She's got both hands in her pockets
The Misheard: She's got prozac in a bucket
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Real Lyric: I Don't Want to Miss a Thing
The Misheard: I go on to Michigan
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Real Lyric: And now my bitter hands...
The Misheard: And when I bit her ass...
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