The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
The Misheard: Little man from China went down the gay vagina
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Real Lyric: So no one told you life was gonna be this way, Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
The Misheard: So no one told you life was gonna be this way,Your job's a joke you broke, your love life's the old way,It's like you're always stuck in second year,When it hasn't been your day then we come upAnd make it your year
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Real Lyric: Party like a rockstar
The Misheard: Horny like a lobster
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Real Lyric: My horse is a shackled old man.
The Misheard: My horse is a Chocobo, man!
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Real Lyric: I'd like to be in an octopus' garden
The Misheard: I'd like to be in a knocked up person's garden
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold.
The Misheard: I'm so "ah-ah-ah", I'm so "ah-ah-ah", I'm so "ah-ah-ah" and she's so "OH!"
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Real Lyric: a built-in remedy for kruschev and kennedy
The Misheard: building a reveille for kruschev and kennedy
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Bingo jet left the light on
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some Pedro.
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Real Lyric: Keep your hands off private property
The Misheard: Keep your axle drivin' properly
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