The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Party like a rockstar
The Misheard: Horny like a lobster
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Real Lyric: My horse is a shackled old man.
The Misheard: My horse is a Chocobo, man!
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Real Lyric: I'd like to be in an octopus' garden
The Misheard: I'd like to be in a knocked up person's garden
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her, but she's so cold.
The Misheard: I'm so "ah-ah-ah", I'm so "ah-ah-ah", I'm so "ah-ah-ah" and she's so "OH!"
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Real Lyric: a built-in remedy for kruschev and kennedy
The Misheard: building a reveille for kruschev and kennedy
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Bingo jet left the light on
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night I dreamt of some Pedro.
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Real Lyric: Keep your hands off private property
The Misheard: Keep your axle drivin' properly
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Real Lyric: Don't go breaking my heart. I wont go breaking your heart.
The Misheard: Don't go breaking in my car. I wont go break in yourcar.
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Real Lyric: And I'm feelin' your life is gonna change me...
The Misheard: And Palin your life is gonna change me...
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