The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated
The Misheard: Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat itNo one wants to beat it beat it
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Real Lyric: we left a scar, size extra large
The Misheard: she wore a scarf size, extra long
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Real Lyric: Vacation All I ever wanted Vacation How to get away Vacation Meant to be spent alone
The Misheard: VacationAll I ever wantedVacation Have to get awayVacationSpend it with a special love
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Real Lyric: Roam if you want to, roam around the world
The Misheard: Row, Misty Watoo, Row around the world
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Real Lyric: I won't put my hand up and surrender. There will be no White Flag above my door. ... I know I left too much mess and destruction to come back again.
The Misheard: I won't cry my eyes out in surrender.There will be no wife lag about my door....I know I left too much death and destructionto come back again.
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Real Lyric: Soda pop and ritalin
The Misheard: So tell your pop I'm fiddlin'
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Real Lyric: caught in a bad romance
The Misheard: caught in a bed of nails
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Real Lyric: The doggone girl is mine
The Misheard: The dog dog girl is mine
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Real Lyric: Met a man from China, went down to Geisha Minah
The Misheard: Little man from China went down the gay vagina
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Real Lyric: So no one told you life was gonna be this way, Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year
The Misheard: So no one told you life was gonna be this way,Your job's a joke you broke, your love life's the old way,It's like you're always stuck in second year,When it hasn't been your day then we come upAnd make it your year
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