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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eddie Rabbitt & Juice Newton

    Song: Friends and Lovers

    Real Lyric: 'cause I'll be your friend

    The Misheard: 'cause I'll be the offering

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    Artist: The System

    Song: You're In My System.

    Real Lyric: You are in my system. You are in my system. I just want you to know that, You are in my system.

    The Misheard: You are in my sister.You are in my sister.I just want you to know that,You are in my sister.

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    Artist: Marilyn Manson

    Song: The Beautiful People

    Real Lyric: The Beautiful People, the beautiful people

    The Misheard: The beat of amoeba, the beat of amoeba

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: True Blue

    Real Lyric: Your heart fits me like a glove And I'm gonna be true blue baby I love you... Just think back and remember dear Those words whispered in your ear, I said

    The Misheard: Your heart gets me like aboveAnd I'm gonna be good news baby I love you...Just think that every memo rearGoes good with her in your rear, I said

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    Artist: Alien Sex Fiend

    Song: She's a Killer

    Real Lyric: Midnight, Snakebite

    The Misheard: Me and I, Stand by

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Margaritaville

    Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.

    The Misheard: Searchin' for my lost chigger saw.

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    Artist: Brother Ali

    Song: Philistine David

    Real Lyric: If I been called to be a martyrs end I'm standing on Heaven's front door with a grin

    The Misheard: If I been called Niedermeyer's endI'm standing on Heaven's front door with a grin

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: Head Like a Hole

    Real Lyric: Bow down before the one you serve.

    The Misheard: Bow down before the one who surfs.

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    Artist: Fat Joe

    Song: Lean Back

    Real Lyric: My niggas don't dance We just pull up our pants Do the Rockaway

    The Misheard: My niggas don't danceWe just poo up our pantsDOODOO rockaway

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    Artist: Disturbed

    Song: Inside the Fire

    Real Lyric: Devin, one of eleven...

    The Misheard: Devin, from room eleven...

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