The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I had my first real six-string
The Misheard: I had my first real sex dream
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Real Lyric: I'm so glad I found you, I love bein' around you.
The Misheard: I'm so glad I found you,I love peein' around you.
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Real Lyric: No I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving
The Misheard: No I can't forget the semenon my face as you were leaving
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Real Lyric: Take the money and run
The Misheard: take a morning run
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Real Lyric: I just be comin' off the top, as bestest.
The Misheard: I just be comin' off the top. Asbestos.
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Real Lyric: To keep her lookin' pretty
The Misheard: Her teeth were lookin' pretty
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Real Lyric: Fight Fire With Fire
The Misheard: Goodbye to Popeye
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Real Lyric: You're my naughty boy
The Misheard: You're my Nazi boy
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Real Lyric: The music is played for love, Cruisin' is made for love I love it when we're cruisin' together
The Misheard: The music is played for usCruisin' is dangerousI love it when we're bruisin together
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Real Lyric: Now I'm picking up the pieces, spending all of this years, putting my heart back together.
The Misheard: Now I'm picking up the pieces, spinning all the dishes, putting my heart back together.
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