The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my head checked by a jumbo jet
The Misheard: I got my head shaved by a Chambochian
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Real Lyric: If it's not forever, if it's just tonight
The Misheard: I fished out a rubber, but it's just a knife
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Real Lyric: she's in love with me and I Feel Fine...
The Misheard: sneeze in front of me and I'll feel Fine...
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Real Lyric: My grandma and your grandma were Sittin' by the fire My grandma told your grandma I'm gonna set your flag on fire
The Misheard: My grandma and your grandma wereSittin' by the fireMy grandma told your grandmaI'm gonna set your leg on fire
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Real Lyric: panama! panama!
The Misheard: cannonball! cannonball!
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Real Lyric: If you feel love's an illusion I won't hold you down
The Misheard: If you feel love's an illusionI want her to die
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Real Lyric: Beyond and to all time I stand
The Misheard: Pee on a koala, goddamn.
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Real Lyric: Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on
The Misheard: Elton John, what's that flower you have on
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Real Lyric: The gate is straight, deep and wide
The Misheard: The lane is changed, teeth are wide
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Real Lyric: A spark of life On a wire from heaven
The Misheard: In a Y-front heaven
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