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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1

    Real Lyric: We don't need no education

    The Misheard: Little little education

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Under Pressure

    Real Lyric: Turned away from it all like a blind man Sat on a fence but it don't work Keep coming up with love but it's so slashed and torn Why - why - why ? Love love love love love Insanity laughs under pressure we're cracking Can't we give ourselves one more chance Why can't we give love that one more chance Why can't we give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love give love 'Cause love's such an old fashioned word And love dares you to care for The people on the edge of the night And love dares you to change our way of Caring about ourselves This is our last dance This is ourselves Under pressure Under pressure Pressure

    The Misheard: Turn you way from you all like black manSettle a face but I don't workit cumitup butlove bands left that's all WhyIt summons be loud cums depression they crackCanion give yourselves one more chainWhy canion give love dead one mor

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    Artist: Sean Price

    Song: Rising to the Top

    Real Lyric: Untouchable, Sean Conner's got kill

    The Misheard: I touch your boob, Sean Connery got killed

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart

    Real Lyric: Owner of a lonely heart....

    The Misheard: Odor of a broken fart...

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    Artist: The Courteners

    Song: You Overdid It Doll

    Real Lyric: You overdid it doll

    The Misheard: You own a tank top

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    Artist: Yes

    Song: Roundabout

    Real Lyric: In and around the lake mountains come out of the sky and they stand there...

    The Misheard: In and around the lake, marmots come out of the sky and just stand there...

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    Artist: Joe Jackson

    Song: Different for Girls

    Real Lyric: Well, give me all you got, but not love No, not love, she said Don't you know that it's different for girls?

    The Misheard: Well, give me all you got, but not loveLow down luscious cityDon't you know that's it's different for girls?

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    Artist: Dusty Springfield

    Song: You Don't Have to Say You Love Me

    Real Lyric: You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand

    The Misheard: You don't have to say you love me, just because of that

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    Artist: Muse

    Song: Resistance

    Real Lyric: You'll wake the thought police

    The Misheard: You'll rape the fart police

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Territorial Pissings

    Real Lyric: Gotta find a way, a better way, a better way

    The Misheard: Gotta find a wife, a better wife, a better wife

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