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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Buddy Holly

    Song: It Doesn't Matter Anymore

    Real Lyric: Do you remember baby, last September How you held me tight each and every night?

    The Misheard: Do you remember baby, last SeptemberHow you held me tight eating every night?

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    Artist: Peter Cetera

    Song: Glory of Love

    Real Lyric: I am the man who will fight for your honor

    The Misheard: I am the man who will fight for your island

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    Artist: Fleetwood Mac

    Song: Everywhere

    Real Lyric: Can you hear me calling out your name

    The Misheard: Can you hear me calling, oh Janine

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: We are the champions No time for losers

    The Misheard: We are the championsAnd we are the losers

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    Artist: Miley Cyrus

    Song: Hoedown Throwdown

    Real Lyric: If you're 5 or 82 This is something you can do

    The Misheard: If your father's 82This is something you can do

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    Artist: Jimmy Eat World

    Song: Electable (Give It Up)

    Real Lyric: Give up repeating the facts, that could be arranged Here I am, I'll take my chance Now play the record straight.

    The Misheard: Get right up beating them backs, cuz it can be arranged. Here I am, I'll take the chance to play the record straight.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Rebel, Rebel

    Real Lyric: You've torn your dress

    The Misheard: What's under your dress?

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Dukes of Hazard Theme

    Real Lyric: Someday the mountain might get them but the law never will.

    The Misheard: someday the mountain-men will get them but the law never will.

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lookin' Out My Back Door

    Real Lyric: tambourines and elephants are playing in the band

    The Misheard: ten marines in helicopters playing in the band

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    Artist: Blue Oyster Cult

    Song: (Don't Fear) The Reaper

    Real Lyric: seasons dont fear the reaper

    The Misheard: Caeser don't fear the reaper.

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