The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We're up all night to get lucky
The Misheard: Threw up a Mexican monkey
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Real Lyric: Paying my dues to the dirt
The Misheard: Paying my dues to the turd
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Real Lyric: So good, So good, I got you.
The Misheard: So good, So good, I got a U
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Real Lyric: I could be a gentleman
The Misheard: I could be a German
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Real Lyric: The cold never bothered me anyways
The Misheard: The coat never bothered me anyway
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Real Lyric: I wanna thank you
The Misheard: I wanna **** you
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Real Lyric: Oh! How they yearn to see a bomber burn!
The Misheard: Oh! How they yearn to see Obama burn!
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Real Lyric: Wide as the sky, and the road winds forever
The Misheard: Why does the sky and the road wind forever?
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Real Lyric: Mute, owls will screech day in and day out, and wide-awake bats fill the sky
The Misheard: Soon, owls will screech day in and day out, and wide-awake bats fill the sky
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Real Lyric: And feel as fresh as a daisy
The Misheard: And feel the stretches of daisies
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