The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin a fool out of folks just like you and helpin white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol
The Misheard: And since the day I left MilwaukeeLynchburg, Bordeaux, FranceBeen makin a fool out of folksjust like youand helpin white people danceI am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fallyou had some of the best times
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' wet vagina
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Real Lyric: With just one look I was a bad mess, cause that long, cool woman had it all
The Misheard: with just one look I was a bad man, cause the long, cool woman had it off
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Real Lyric: 1. Clouds of mystery pouring confusion on the ground 2. Good men through the ages, trying to find the sun 3. Caught up in the fable I watched the tower grow 4. Five year plans and new deals 5. Heard the singers playing, how we cheered for more 6. The crowd had rushed together, trying to keep warm
The Misheard: 1. Crowds of mischief pouring confusion on the ground2. Goodness through the ages, trying to find the sun3. Locked up in the stable, I watched the shower grow4. Bobbie will plant the new fields5. Heard the singers singing, now we want
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Real Lyric: Cloudy waters cast no reflection Images of beauty lie there stagnant Vibrations bounce in no direction And lie there shattered into fragments
The Misheard: Cloudy mornings have no reflectionin the filthy life in the canyonvibrations come on in all directionsand life is shattered if you're pregnant and/orif you pray, now.
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Real Lyric: Keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: we've been downtown, sister Carey
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Real Lyric: Tonight, I need your sweet caress
The Misheard: Tonight you have my friend's mustache
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Real Lyric: "steal my Daddy's cue and make a living at playing pool"
The Misheard: "steal my Daddy's cue and make a living as a crying fool (actor)"
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Real Lyric: I'm in Heaven, I'm in Heaven I'm in Heaven, when you smile.
The Misheard: I'm an enema, I'm an enema,I'm an enema when you smile.
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Real Lyric: One afternoon I heard a sound coming down, coming down, coming down to the ground.
The Misheard: She doesn't care whether or not he's an island She doesn't care as long as his s**t's coming in
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