The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Can you point, your fingers and do the twist?
The Misheard: I need porn, Your figners look like penises.
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Real Lyric: Close your eyes
The Misheard: Close your ass
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Real Lyric: I wanna lick you too much
The Misheard: I wanna lick your tumors.
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Real Lyric: Wooaah, living on a prayer
The Misheard: Wooaah, live in an eclair
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Real Lyric: You cut me open and I Keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding, Love.
The Misheard: You call me your banana,keep bleeding, keep keep bleeding, love.
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Real Lyric: Seasons change, people change Seasons change, feelings change
The Misheard: Keep the change, keep the changekeep the change, keep the change
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Real Lyric: Who's gonna love ya when your looks are gone
The Misheard: Who's gonna love you when your lips are gone
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Real Lyric: I used to be a heart beating for someone
The Misheard: I used to be a hard beaten bosomed woman
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Real Lyric: And since the day I left Milwaukee Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin a fool out of folks just like you and helpin white people dance I am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fall you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol
The Misheard: And since the day I left MilwaukeeLynchburg, Bordeaux, FranceBeen makin a fool out of folksjust like youand helpin white people danceI am medicine and I am poison I can help you up or make you fallyou had some of the best times
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Real Lyric: Big ol jet airliner
The Misheard: Big ol' wet vagina
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