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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Bravery

    Song: An Honest Mistake

    Real Lyric: I just wanted you to know.

    The Misheard: I just want a Jew to know.

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

    Real Lyric: Keep on with the force (don't stop). Don't stop til you get enough.

    The Misheard: Keep on with the post off's. Don't stop til you get enough.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: While My Guitar Gently Weeps

    Real Lyric: While my Guitar Gently Weeps

    The Misheard: While my Guitar Gently Wreaks!

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    Artist: Mindless Self Indulgence

    Song: Shut Me Up

    Real Lyric: Shut me up! And make me hip like badass

    The Misheard: Shut me up! And make me hate my panties

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    Artist: Leo Sayer

    Song: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing

    Real Lyric: Quarter to four in the morning, I ain't feelin' tired no no no no

    The Misheard: I watch some porn in the mornin, I'm feelin hard oh oh oh oh

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Speechless

    Real Lyric: all my wrecked up friends

    The Misheard: all my rectal friends

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    Artist: Little Big Town

    Song: Boondocks

    Real Lyric: Five card poker on Saturday night

    The Misheard: Five dollar hooker on Saturday night

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    Artist: Mormon Tabernacle Choir

    Song: Hallelujah Chorus

    Real Lyric: King of Kings, Lord of Lords

    The Misheard: King of Pigs, Lord of Hogs

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    Artist: S.O.S. Band

    Song: Take Your Time (Do It Right)

    Real Lyric: Let's take the time to be alone Lock the door, pull out the phone

    The Misheard: Let's take the time to be aloneLock the door, pull an Al Capone

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    Artist: Pink Floyd

    Song: Another Brick in the Wall, Part 1

    Real Lyric: all in all, you're just another brick in the wall

    The Misheard: all in all you're just another prick in the hall

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