The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You're the devil in disguise
The Misheard: You're the devil in the skies
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Real Lyric: I'm swearing if I go there now
The Misheard: I'm swearing at my gophers now
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Real Lyric: She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
The Misheard: There's a Royal Marine just hiding things
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Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize
The Misheard: It's too late to call the chives
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Real Lyric: Uh-huh, this town is full of money grabbers Go ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind the maggots
The Misheard: Uh huh, this town is full of bunny rabbitsGo ahead, bite the Big Apple, don't mind your manners
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Real Lyric: Begging, begging you
The Misheard: reggae reggae roo
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Real Lyric: To thee I dedicate this phonograph I'll even sign it "love to you" again And when it's faded and forgotten in some book You'll sometimes look, you'll sometimes look, you'll sometimes look
The Misheard: To thee I dedicate this photographI'll even sign it "love to you" againAnd when it's faded and forgotten in some bookYou'll sometimes look, you'll sometimes look, you'll sometimes look
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Real Lyric: Life in the fast lane, Surely makes you lose your mind, Life in the fast lane, Huh Are you with me so far?
The Misheard: Life in the vaseline, Surely makes you lose your mind,Life in the fast lane, HuhAre you with me so far?
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Real Lyric: No bone movies
The Misheard: No more boogers
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Real Lyric: Chuck E.'s in love with the little girl
The Misheard: Jacking it off with a little girl
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