The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
The Misheard: I took my troubles down to Madame RooYou know that gypsy with the gold tattoo
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Real Lyric: why don't presidents fight the war? why do they always send the poor?
The Misheard: why do presidents f**k the whores? why do we always send them porn?
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Real Lyric: i hear jerusalem bells a ringing
The Misheard: i hurl jefferson balls a ring in
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Real Lyric: we'll carry on
The Misheard: eukaryotes
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Real Lyric: fold'em let'em hit meh raise it baby stay with meh i luv it~
The Misheard: f**k'em let'em hit meh raise the baby stays with meh i luv it
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Real Lyric: Beds are burning
The Misheard: Desaparecer
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Real Lyric: When the dog's away that's when the cat's play You'll be my girl, I'll be the spy Like the James Bond flick girl I'm ready to ride
The Misheard: When the cats go play that's when I m********ernYou'll be my girl, I'll be the spy rnLike the James Bond flick girl I'm ready to ride
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Real Lyric: I wanna rock and roll all night / and party every day
The Misheard: I wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day
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Real Lyric: Magic.. Moments...
The Misheard: Ass... Hole...
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Real Lyric: I'll be your bleedin' heart, I'll be your cryin' fool.
The Misheard: I'll pee in your Cuisinart, I'll pee in your glass pool.
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