The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Blue-eyed murder in a size five dress
The Misheard: Blue-eyed, murmuring a sci-fi address
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Real Lyric: Got some big seal upon his jacket (Ain't in his head, now)
The Misheard: Got some mint syrup on his jacket(Ain't in his hand, now)
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Real Lyric: Down on the corner Out in the street Willie and the poor boys are playin' Bring your nickels, tap your feet.
The Misheard: Down on the cornerPouty in the streetWell, the wool wolves are madAnd then eaters can't be beat.
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Real Lyric: the brim pulled way down low
The Misheard: The people where I go
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Real Lyric: Show me how you wanna do me.
The Misheard: Show me how you wanna do me.
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Real Lyric: Just like the white winged dove... Sings a song... Sounds like she's singing...
The Misheard: Just like the one winged dove...she flys around...in circles...
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Real Lyric: This ain't a scene, it's a god damn arms race.
The Misheard: This ain't a scene, it's god's damned ass rest.
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Real Lyric: I throw my hands up in the air sometimes Saying AYO! Gotta let go! I wanna celebrate and live my life Saying AYO! Baby, let’s go!
The Misheard: I throw my hands up in the air sometimesSaying AYO!Galileo!I wanna celebrate and live my lifeSaying AYO!Galileo!
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Real Lyric: Municipal pool, you're junior life saver.
The Misheard: In a subtle pool, you wave a light sabre.
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Real Lyric: In hotel rooms, collecting page six lovers.
The Misheard: IN hotel rooms, collecting paysheet lovers.
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